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+++ Mrs. Lovett A customer! Wait! What's yer rush? What's yer hurry? You gave me such a... fright! I thought you was a ghost! Half a minute, can't ya sit? Sit ya down! Sit! All I meant is that I 'aven't seen a customer for weeks. Did ye come here for a pie, sir? Do forgive me if me 'ead's a little vague. What is that? But you'd think we had the plague. From the way that people keep avoiding! No you don't! Heaven knows I try, sir! But there's no one comes in even to inhale! Right you are, sir, would you like a drop of ale? Mind you I can hardly blame them! These are probably the worst pies in London. I know why nobody cares to take them! I should know! I make them! But good? No... The worst pies in London... Even that's polite! The worst pies in London! If you doubt it take a bite! ...... Is that just disgusting? You have to concede it! It's nothing but crusting! Here drink this, you'll need it. The worst pies in London And no wonder with the price of meat what it is when you get it. Never thought I'd live to see the day. Men'd think it was a treat findin' poor animals what are dyin' in the street. Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop. Does a business, but I notice something weird. Lately, all her neighbors cats have disappeared. Have to hand it to her! What I calls, enterprise! Poppin' pussies into pies! Wouldn't do in my shop! Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick! (And I'm telling you them pussycats is quick.) No denying times is hard, sir! Even harder than the worst pies in London. Only lard and nothing more- Is that just revolting? All greasy and gritty? It looks like it's molting! And tastes like...we'll pity. A woman alone...with limited wind And the worst pies in London! Ah, sir Times is hard. Times is hard. +++
Welcome to the Worst Pies In London, a fanclub for the character of Mrs. Lovett from the musical/movie Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. We're in-production at the moment, but I'm sure we'll be up and running in no time.
I'm looking for a vice-president, but right now all there is is me, your friendly neighborhood admin.
I'll start submitting some of my own stuff really soon, and get some members up in here, and such, and once we actually get some members, I'll worry about contests and rules and stuff. But I guess we need rules now. So... here it is.
Joining! Just send a note entitled "Join" to either the club or *Heiderich-Luvur. Comments won't be ignored, but notes would be more appreciated.
General Rules + Thou must love Mrs. Lovett. + Thou must not hate upon either Helena Bonham Carter or Angela Lansbury. + In relation, thou must not have heated arguments on which is the best Mrs. Lovett. + Thou must not spam. + Thou may submit naked boobie pictures. + Thou may submit het, slash or femslash. + Thou may submit fanfiction and fanpoetry. + Thou may submit general Helena or Angela related things (as long as they aren't in other character parts).
Submission Send a note entitled "submission" to either this account or *Heiderich-Luvur's account, with the link to your deviation and any warnings it may have attached to it (i.e. nudity, adult content, etc.)
Members We officially have four members now, including myself!
Affiliates To affiliate with us, all you got to do is send us or *Heiderich-Luvur a note with the link to your club(s), and they don't have to have anything to do with Sweeney Todd or Mrs. Lovett, really. Our affiliates:
++Welcome All++
But anywho...I guess that's a sign I have too many XD
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